Thursday, 25 November 2010

Too much time or so little time (that is the question)

Hi anyone :D
I wonder if i am the only person ever to come into contact with this problem. Here's the scene: It's early in the morning, you get up because you will definatly sleep over or through your alarm, an hour later by now you should be at least half ready, and your still head frst into your pillow. There is at least one person in your house whose awake, you realise that by the time this person normally appears from there bed, your normally putting the finishing touches to you hair and make up or having a quick coffee before you set off.
From this point on you are now them and they are now you, while you rush around like a blind monkey on rollarskates, they stand smugly by the sink, toothbrush half in hand, half in mouth. They take million of years to clean one tooth, as if just to demonstrate they have all the time in the world and you do not.
But even though you walk like a primate on wheels, you manage to get everything done to the same time you usually would any other day, only now you've done it in 20 minutes, not 2 hours!
It's at this moment in time that you think why the other person in your house, the one whoose usually the scateboarding racoon, is not in a rush as well? Then the anwser becomes clear, they walk down the stairs in a swagger, like they are now the godfather, just one minuit before you have to leave to catch the bus, and offer you a lift in half an hour.
You are both pleased, and anoyed that they had not told you in your panic, but take the oppitunity to have a well earned break, with a cup of extra sweet milky tea. For the next half hour you do nothing, even though the possibility that you've forgotten something earlier is incredibly high.
But you ignore it feeling more and more confident about the day, you leave more relaxed than ever, arrive at work/school, look into your bag for one small thing. It is then you see the most improtant file of the day is missing! The thing that niggled at your mind.
From there i would not like to continue my day, but leave you with a thought:
Firstly when time is short how does everything get done much quicker, seacondly would I have forgotten the file if I hadn't induled in the extra time I had, and thirdly are any primates, monkeys or racoons able to take part sports involving timy wheels?

Till the next late night,

The tiny key

Tuesday, 23 November 2010

Hello to the world

Just a quick note to introduce my blog, hello to anyone reading this (the millions of you. joke) i started this blog for no reason, maybe bordom? most people say that on their blog they will tell every detail of their waking lives, end up with this as a novel, or intend to complete some task. this is not one of those blogs. No I will not be here all the time, but the time I want to spend here, and right now I have no idea what I will be writing on this tiny internet space. But if I ammuse you, or have somehow captured you attention they great I'll be here saying something, thant you hopefully like!
well I might blog again soon,
so for now good night (if your in my part of the world, if not good morning)